ReStoe Personnel

At Habitat for Humanity Saint Louis ReStore, our donors are our top priority. The Donations Acquisition Manager, Matt Hardy, exemplified this concept by volunteering to implant himself with cybernetic technology in April of 2014. The advanced bio-circuitry has resulted in more efficient routing of ReStore fleet vehicles, reduced fuel consumption, and an increased volume of secured donations. Unfortunately, it has also resulted in some negative side effects. He insists that co-workers address him as "Cybertron" and he refers to Starburst candy as "fuel cells". He also spontaneously performs old-school dances such as "the Running Man" and "the Sprinkler", and what appears to be a solo version of line dancing.